Chibi Drunk Sanzo Adventures - Stupid smart jokes!

I've shared most of these jokes with pretty much all my RL friends, so now it's time to share with people on-line!

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Heisenberg is driving down the road when a cop pulls him over.

"Do you know how fast you were going?" the cop asks.

"No, sir," Heisenberg replies, "but I know exactly where I am."

"You were going 20 miles over the speed limit," the cops says.

Heisenberg throws up his hands and says, "Great, now I'm lost!"

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Descartes is sitting in a bar. The bartender says, "Can I get you anything else?"

Descartes pauses for a moment, then says, "I don't think so."

Poof! He disappears.

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A Buddhist monk walks into a pizza parlor. The pizza guy asks, "What can I do for you?"

After thinking for a moment, the monk says, "Make me one with everything."

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